1/10/2024 0 Comments Five facts duke nukem forever![]() My favourite thing? Go into the men’s bathroom & in one of the cubicles there is a hole – use it. All lots of fun naturally & there are bundles of Easter eggs hidden away for the sharp-minded. When you get to the strip club level there are many different things you can do such as watching some porn, strippers, playing with vibrators or collecting popcorn & condoms. No.6 – All the things you can do in a strip club! You can listen as long as you want but when you are ready you can ‘sort’ him out so to speak – aim for the face. The rant is very similar to the famous Christian Bale Terminator Salvation rant. So after Duke’s failed stint on a talk show he walks backstage to see this ‘actor’ delivering a tirade of abuse at an unfortunate employee. Listen to all of them & you will get your gamer score but might I suggest you take the time to actually listen to them….it’s a mix of amusing, stupid & pointless messages. The phone messages that are left for Duke throughout the game are directly related to an achievement. None of which are particular fun but do give you ego boosts. So should you get sick of hearing Duke say “I’ve got balls of fail” every time you lose you can also play air-hockey, slot machines, video poker & pool. Pinball is but one of the many mini-games our man Duke can play with but it is the most infuriating as the mechanics are just…broke. No.9 – Mini-games as far as the eye can see. The boobs move like jelly when slapped & look suspiciously fake, it’s very weird. Walk up to them & you will get an action prompt where Duke will slap all 3 boobs & make a Duke-quip about milk or some other shit. That’s not weird is it? Well seeing as you can’t slap the boobs of any of the girls in the game the creators say fit to add some alien wall boobs to The Hive level. ![]() There are plenty of things you can see or do in Duke Nukem Forever….you just might feel a bit dirty afterwards. So why have I chosen Duke Forever as my latest 10 things…? Simple….I have just recently finished my insane run of the single player game & everything is fresh in my mind. Eventually a product was finally released to an audience that had passed Duke by….it was a let-down by most who played it, me included. As Duke battles his way through waves of aliens, the once beautiful gambling haven and Duke Nukem franchise chains are crumbling before his eyes.Ahh….my first modern 10 things to try/do & I’ve chosen one of the most controversial & disappointing games to come out in the last couple of years.ĭuke Nukem Forevers lengthy development is well documented….12 years & many different companies involved. ![]() The Alien invaders are stealing Earth’s women, especially the hot ones! And they drank Duke’s beer. The Aliens have returned to Earth yet again, messing up Duke’s sweet routine of dirty leisure habits. With hours and hours of action, and a range of bodacious multiplayer modes, rest assured knowing the fun goes on and on.ĭid the Alien bastards not learn their lesson the first time? Duke has been on hiatus for some time now, kicking back and franchising himself on the fame he gained from saving Earth from the first invasion. The King arrives with an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, non-stop action, and unprecedented levels of interactivity. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses can’t stop this epic hero from accomplishing his goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it. The alien hordes are invading and only Duke can save the world. Put on your shades and step into the boots of Duke Nukem. Cocked, loaded and ready for action, Duke delivers epic ass-kicking, massive weapons, giant explosions and pure unadulterated fun!
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